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You're Hard Core
if...
#1 You
frequently and
accidentally call your dog sergeant.
#2 You did name
your
dog
sergeant
#3 You refer to
your
parents
as "His majesty", and "Her Majesty"
#4 You were
suspended
from
school for bringing a Super Soaker Keychain.
#5 Your best
friend
doesn't
even know your real name.
#6 You argue with
your
art
teacher that "Real Tree Camo" is in the color wheel.
#7 Your scarecrow
has a
Monster X instead of a pitchfork to scare away crows
#8 Your arsenal
consists of:
XP 150, Monster X, CPS 2000, XP 150, CPS 10k, XP 150
#9
You think that the whole Vermin or Charley Army is after you, so you
have a friend come over to spend the night... guarding the door to your
room with their Monster XL.
#10 Your full
title is
longer
than
this paragraph, and includes words like "Vice Admiral, Commander, Field
Marshal, Special Ops leader, or Lance Corporal".
#11 You think
that your friends are wrong when they say that you shouldn't use Super
Soakers for anti snow ball defense weapons in a snowball fight.
#12 Or you
think
that its
perfect water gun weather outside when your friends are having a
snowball fight.
#13 You court
marshal
anyone
on your team for owning a gun from the soaker tag line.
#14
Any officer on your team wearing any color other than green, camo, or
black are honorably discharged of their command, and is demoted to
private.
#15 You ransom
the
enemy
commander's cat for all their super soakers.
#16 You actually
tried
to
bribe the enemy commander's cat into being a spy for your team.
#17 You'd shoot
yourself in
the head with your CPS 2000 rather than be taken by the enemy alive.
#18
You actually did shoot yourself in the head with your CPS 2000 rather
than be taken by the enemy alive, only to find out that you can't
commit suicide with a CPS 2000.
#19 You want to
get
every
soaker enthusiast in the world, and all move to Florida.
#20 You have a
Water
Balloon
shelter in your back yard.
#21
Your parents (or spouse if you're that old) came home one day only to
find that you had built a Palisade around the house, and were putting
up Monster XL batteries to ward off the evil soaker clans from Bora
Bora.
#22 You think
your
Alphabet
soup tells you were you can find good deals on Super Soakers.
#23 You patrol
your
neighborhood once every hour at night, and only get 2.5 hours of sleep.
#24 You believe
that
the XP
Backfire and SC Triple Play are Satanic.
#25
You have a sign on the back of your Polaris Scrambler that says
"Warning unattended children with Hydroblades will be sold as slaves".
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April 9th, 2009